Tuesday, October 27, 2009

C|umaN C|Nta |tu MemanG MenyaKITkaN.. Kamu KeJam!!!

cOrat cOret Oleh : myQza pada 2:30 PM
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Sob sob sob.. Betul juga kata orang tua-tua. Jangan terlalu suka hati sangat. Jangan ketawa macam tidak ingat. Nanti berduka. Nanti menangis.

Aduhai. Terkena batang hidung sendiri. Sabarlah wahai hati.

Malam tadi ketika leka mengadap 'lappy' satu 'ciuman' cinta oleh sang penyengat hinggap di kaki berdekatan dengan buku lali!! Nampak tanda merah yang aku bulatkan di atas? Dasyat sungguh ciuman cinta itu. Kesan bengkaknya sudah merebak hingga ke sebelah bawahnya macam urat timbul. Setiap saat bengkak menjadi besar dan besar lagi. Ekekekeeke...

Lama kelamaan bengkak membonjol. Bisa jangan cakaplah. Aku tahan juga. Aku sapu minyak gamat dan aku cuba lelap. Sob Sob Sob!! Sakit woOooo!!

Hari ini tidak boleh Cuti Sakit sebab aku perlu uruskan Kenaikan Pangkat AKS. Hantar hari ini. Jadi aku gagahkan diri juga dengan kaki yang ala-ala tempang hadir ke pejabat.

Dalam pukul 9.00 pagi kerja-kerja permohonan itu selesai. Aku minta izin ke klinik Ayer Molek. Aduhai.. Di suntik di tangan sebab bisa sengatan dan kaki bertambah bengkak. Dapat Cuti Sakit sehari. ALhamdulillah. Sebab tapak kaki sudah bisa untuk memijak.

Balik semua ke pejabat serahkan sijil cuti sakit. Siapkan surat yang ingin di hantar ke JPM. Oh! Pakcik PRA akan tolong hantar. Terima kasih.

Ya. Moralnya, jangan terlalu suka sangat Si Tedi oiiii!!

Nota kakitanganku : Walau hanya penyengat bisanya boleh tahan juga.







72 kUs-kUs:

neezareef on October 27, 2009 at 2:47 PM said...

mkn tuan namanye

Ms.Lilies on October 27, 2009 at 2:54 PM said...

adehhh..pernah kena dulu

atyn on October 27, 2009 at 2:59 PM said...

sengat itu tidak apa .

p/s : jgn sengat lain dah la .
lain macam tuh . haaa

Watierman on October 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM said...

Nak suruh Akak letak kamu dalam cage ke...supaya tidak merayap merata-rata lagi....sila berehat secukupnya...kan kaki yg sakit itu perlu rehat....Dah...Akak marah2 sayang tau...jaga diri tu baik2...!!!

@--- Sueanne ----@ on October 27, 2009 at 3:23 PM said...

ler pulakkk..hahahah..
mesti kena sengatan semut raksasa tue kan?..hehehe

smoga dak itam ngn bos dak itam cepat sembuhh..hahaha

ween on October 27, 2009 at 3:25 PM said...

terus click sejurus membaca tajuk ;p

Solehah on October 27, 2009 at 3:29 PM said...

uih..dasyatnya..semoga cepat sembuh ya..pernah jugak kene penyengat masa kanak2 dulu..tp kat atas kepala..haha..

itafukada on October 27, 2009 at 3:33 PM said...

aduyai..ciannyer.camno leh xperasan tedi oii.huhu..

LuVidA^^ on October 27, 2009 at 3:38 PM said...

ingt ciuman ape td..hekk..

Samaira on October 27, 2009 at 3:45 PM said...

hehe
x pasal2
btol tu org kata x leh gelak lebey nanti nangis iskk tp kdg2 lupa kan hehe

GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdAr on October 27, 2009 at 3:47 PM said...

wah tajuk tu meletoppp

hahaha

rest ok?

[s][u][e][h][a][n][n] on October 27, 2009 at 3:49 PM said...

tajuk ko tedi..x hengat...hihihi

ber_uwang on October 27, 2009 at 4:06 PM said...

my twin... nasib kat kaki kalau kena leher ...

cik syazni on October 27, 2009 at 4:06 PM said...

adesss~

siti murni on October 27, 2009 at 4:13 PM said...

title entry yang sungguh suspen..hihi

Manusia on October 27, 2009 at 4:23 PM said...

semoga cepat sembuh yea..
ciuman cinta memang berbisa haha

Tinie a.k.a Ibu Fatin on October 27, 2009 at 4:28 PM said...

sakit ker?
muahaha

Nakamura Kazuki on October 27, 2009 at 4:41 PM said...

dulu kecik2 ambe ske gak kacau sarang pengengat ni hehehe...sekali kena gigit sampai deman2...tapi kalau penyengat biasa tu takpe..jangan sampai terkena penyengat tebuan tanah..bisanya..lebih sakit drpd kena lipan..ngeriiiiiii

Liliyuli on October 27, 2009 at 4:42 PM said...

tedi gembira sgt sebab ape?
kenapa? sian dia kena cium cinta sang penyengat..

mamai on October 27, 2009 at 4:46 PM said...

kalau zaman kanak-kanak aku dulu pantang tengok sarang tebuan sure kena sesah punya

eyena on October 27, 2009 at 4:48 PM said...

owh sengatan penyengat apa eh? aduhaii rest k..

fiD on October 27, 2009 at 5:20 PM said...

baek-baek,, penyengat bahaye Tau..

blueCITY on October 27, 2009 at 5:21 PM said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
seksi maaaaaaaa
terkesan gak waehhh
hahhahahahhahah

dotblogspotdotkom on October 27, 2009 at 5:30 PM said...

pakcik ingat kamu terkene ciuman CHENTA pakcik..huhuhuhu

sharamli on October 27, 2009 at 5:34 PM said...

igtkn nyamuk

oranglidi on October 27, 2009 at 5:51 PM said...

gigit jangan x gigit!

imHepPie on October 27, 2009 at 6:57 PM said...

len kali balas blk ngan penampo jepon

QuEeN Of 2 Heroes on October 27, 2009 at 7:02 PM said...

sy pun pernah kena gigit...satu badan bengkak.sakit...huhu

zeqzeq on October 27, 2009 at 7:40 PM said...

sakit kerr
sakit lagi kat HATI

zeqzeq on October 27, 2009 at 7:42 PM said...

lagi satu petua..

org dulu2

cuba sapu picit sengat itu ke pipi..
nescaya tembam..
bisa boleh menggurangkan kedut2 didahi dan wajah..

kalau nak cuba ..gigitkan sengat semut merah di pipi..(lokasi yang berkedut)

umi_e on October 27, 2009 at 8:14 PM said...

kesiannya dia... lain kali kalau kena sengat, cepat2 letak cuka takpum letak air liur sendiri dan baca al-fatiha... :)

ashie023 on October 27, 2009 at 9:11 PM said...

kene ketik di lipan ke??oooo..tedi itulah..tido x cuci kaki..ahhaa..ape kene mengene ngan lipan plak kalu cuci kaki..???ambe pong dok paham

Faarihin on October 27, 2009 at 10:26 PM said...

penyengat? bisa juga itu...

Fatt Chin Choy on October 28, 2009 at 12:18 AM said...

penyengat tu jeles dengan kehepian ko tu
keke

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:43 AM said...

neeza : aku xbela penyengat!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:43 AM said...

ms lilies : Sodap

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:43 AM said...

atyn : sengat apa tu?

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:44 AM said...

kakwatie : mana muat masuk cage :P

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:44 AM said...

suanne : Spesis yng montot belang2

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:44 AM said...

ween :betul2 teruja!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM said...

solehah : kulit kepala pun dia sengat!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM said...

itafukada : aku mmg suruh dia sengat

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM said...

luvida : apa ek?

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM said...

samaira : terlalu teruja

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:46 AM said...

GKSB : he he he.. TQ

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:46 AM said...

suehann : teruja lah tu!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:46 AM said...

beruwang : i pasrah jek

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:46 AM said...

cik syazni : sob sob sob

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:47 AM said...

siti murni : ekekekekkeke.. suspender sungguh!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:47 AM said...

azuan : terima kasih! ye ke? a'a bisa

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:47 AM said...

tinie : ko gelak kat aku tinie?

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM said...

hencek nakamura : tebuan boleh membunuh

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM said...

liliyuli : happy sebab lulus PTK... over suka sukilah ni

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM said...

mamai : ko kurus boleh lah lari. dapat aku maunye abesh di mamah

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:49 AM said...

aina : lupa nak mint abiodata :P

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:49 AM said...

fid : TQ> betul tu

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:49 AM said...

biru : apakan daya. i pasrah je

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:50 AM said...

pakcik : bila masa pulak!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:50 AM said...

sharamli : nyamuk x seganas tu

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM said...

oranglidi : yup! ekekekke

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM said...

mimie L ganas!

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM said...

QO2h : ye lah.. itu tebuan kot.

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:53 AM said...

zeqzeq: hti sakit siapa yg tahu. dah kena sengat rtak sempat nak fikir apa2.

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:54 AM said...

kak e : x terfikirpun.. fikir sakit jek

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:54 AM said...

dak ashie : bukan lipan.. penyengat

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:54 AM said...

faarihin : yup! Kena enjit gak

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 12:55 AM said...

FCC : ekekekekke agaknye sajanak buat kacau

@reLoG on October 28, 2009 at 8:20 AM said...

sI tEDI:
kT pnah kene pyengat taU..
jgn ckpla mCm mane kesanY lps kene sengat tu..

tau ape jd??
bengkak satu badan smpai muka pn da xda rupa da..
kene injection kat b*nt*t..

doktor kata..alahan kot..
bahaya tu tEDI..

sakit memG cakit wOo..

xsilap da dua kli kene penyegaT..
manis sgtkah daku??hahaha!

@reLoG on October 28, 2009 at 8:20 AM said...

sI tEDI:
kT pnah kene pyengat taU..
jgn ckpla mCm mane kesanY lps kene sengat tu..

tau ape jd??
bengkak satu badan smpai muka pn da xda rupa da..
kene injection kat b*nt*t..

doktor kata..alahan kot..
bahaya tu tEDI..

sakit memG cakit wOo..

xsilap da dua kli kene penyegaT..
manis sgtkah daku??hahaha!

Alimaz-Kembara Terasing on October 28, 2009 at 9:12 AM said...

sengat 2 kasih...

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 11:34 PM said...

are long : ko tepek bedak ke tepek gula? ekekekek..
sebbaik aku kena enjet kat lengan. ekekekke

sI tEDI on October 28, 2009 at 11:34 PM said...

alimaz : ekekkeke.. kasih lah sgt.. sampai bengkak

 

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