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1.
Teacher: Ted,
if your father
has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know Maths.

Ted: You don't know my
father!

2.
Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum.

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results
are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book
tomorrow.

Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong
tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

3.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was
born

4.

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Singapore, Sir.

Teacher: Which part?

Student: All of me, Sir.

5.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?

Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.

Teacher: Use your dad's then.

Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.

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