1.
Teacher: Ted,
if your father
has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my
father!
2.
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results
are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book
tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong
tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
3.
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was
born
4.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
5.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
Nota kakitanganku : Sumber dari emel.
Teacher: Ted,
if your father
has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my
father!
2.
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results
are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book
tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong
tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
3.
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was
born
4.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
5.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
Nota kakitanganku : Sumber dari emel.
22 kUs-kUs:
TQ..tersenyum girang Akak yang ngantuk ni!!!
hueheuheuheuhe
senyum
hahaha~
syiok deh!!
ingat gembira pasal toilet dah siap tadi hehehehehehe
kah kah kah
hehehe... :)
kurang skit stress...
hahaha...lawak dipagi hari...
Kiut! Cumillll! Kelakarrrr!!! Apa kabar?
^-^
Yg first tu pun dr email jg ke?
kahkah kah...tedi of tedi..cam shiyot jerk...hahahape da
x bley blah yg mk die nk g hongkong..cam bley agak2 jerk kan..
yg bapak bagi 10 inggit 2 pon cam celaka gak..kureng tol
kui kui :D
BUAT AKU TERKEKEH DI TGHRI NAN BUTA INI...
hehehe..lawak gak...
sebek tak tersembur nasik ni...
dad one year older..muahaha..logik2..
kkdg lyn n3 lawak ni mmg best..kehkehkeh..
sian kRina ted..nak tersembur dah nasi die tue..hahaha
lawak2..hehe..
tedi... amacih ar post entry nie.. membuatkan aku senyum xsudah2 dah skang nie... ;)
terima kasih cik tedi
senyum riang ala kanak2 ribena dah ni..
terutamanya kat bab report book tu..
hikhik...
hakhak...klako...
keji la lawak nih.
hahahahaa
kahkahkahkah =))
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