Thursday, December 03, 2009

SenyUM DengaN R|anG D| TengaH Har|...

cOrat cOret Oleh : myQza pada 11:27 AM
1.
Teacher: Ted,
if your father
has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know Maths.

Ted: You don't know my
father!

2.
Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum.

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results
are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book
tomorrow.

Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong
tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

3.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was
born

4.

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Singapore, Sir.

Teacher: Which part?

Student: All of me, Sir.

5.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?

Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.

Teacher: Use your dad's then.

Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.

Nota kakitanganku : Sumber dari emel.





22 kUs-kUs:

Watierman on December 3, 2009 at 11:39 AM said...

TQ..tersenyum girang Akak yang ngantuk ni!!!

~** PROFFY **~ on December 3, 2009 at 11:57 AM said...

hueheuheuheuhe

tengku_fir21 on December 3, 2009 at 12:06 PM said...

senyum

LORD ZARA 札拉 on December 3, 2009 at 12:07 PM said...

hahaha~

syiok deh!!

mamai on December 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM said...

ingat gembira pasal toilet dah siap tadi hehehehehehe

[s][u][e][h][a][n][n] on December 3, 2009 at 12:12 PM said...

kah kah kah

QuEeN Of 2 Heroes on December 3, 2009 at 12:16 PM said...

hehehe... :)
kurang skit stress...

myLovepatzi on December 3, 2009 at 12:29 PM said...

hahaha...lawak dipagi hari...

Precious on December 3, 2009 at 12:37 PM said...

Kiut! Cumillll! Kelakarrrr!!! Apa kabar?

ASYIQ on December 3, 2009 at 12:50 PM said...

^-^

Yg first tu pun dr email jg ke?

syaf on December 3, 2009 at 12:58 PM said...

kahkah kah...tedi of tedi..cam shiyot jerk...hahahape da

x bley blah yg mk die nk g hongkong..cam bley agak2 jerk kan..

yg bapak bagi 10 inggit 2 pon cam celaka gak..kureng tol

Tinie a.k.a Ibu Fatin on December 3, 2009 at 1:07 PM said...

kui kui :D

suhaila-ab on December 3, 2009 at 1:23 PM said...

BUAT AKU TERKEKEH DI TGHRI NAN BUTA INI...

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 on December 3, 2009 at 1:27 PM said...

hehehe..lawak gak...

sebek tak tersembur nasik ni...

nursarah87 on December 3, 2009 at 2:07 PM said...

dad one year older..muahaha..logik2..

sueanne on December 3, 2009 at 2:17 PM said...

kkdg lyn n3 lawak ni mmg best..kehkehkeh..

sian kRina ted..nak tersembur dah nasi die tue..hahaha

fikaryna79 on December 3, 2009 at 2:26 PM said...

lawak2..hehe..

~LP Lum~ on December 3, 2009 at 2:35 PM said...

tedi... amacih ar post entry nie.. membuatkan aku senyum xsudah2 dah skang nie... ;)

NuR on December 3, 2009 at 3:00 PM said...

terima kasih cik tedi
senyum riang ala kanak2 ribena dah ni..
terutamanya kat bab report book tu..
hikhik...

ustazah dyLLa on December 3, 2009 at 4:21 PM said...

hakhak...klako...

miSs s!v on December 3, 2009 at 5:22 PM said...

keji la lawak nih.
hahahahaa

::alwaniamalini:: on December 3, 2009 at 7:07 PM said...

kahkahkahkah =))

 

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